i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have aggressive nipples.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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