that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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