it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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