hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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