the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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