You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
ok first of all what the fuck
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