I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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