Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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