i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
