Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
