Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He shit in the fireplace
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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