I want to stick my p in your. b.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
