You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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