before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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