I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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