why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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