her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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