I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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