she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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