it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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