Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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