Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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