I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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