porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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