Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He did a backflip because drugs
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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