TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I need a burrito and a hug.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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