oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i will never coherently bang her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
