Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
bring money and cleavage
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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