If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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