He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The beer is more important than you right now.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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