He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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