Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
