Are we in a gay sports bar?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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