Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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