My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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