we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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