oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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