she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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