I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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