You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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