you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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