i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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