I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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