Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
