fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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