Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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