nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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