Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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