dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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