But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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