is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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