help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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